The Story Behind the Story: Whitehouse Easter Debacle Uncovered.

Now that you’ve read the article and discovered the incident that led to President Obama cancelling the annual Whitehouse Easter Egg Hunt, it’s time you got the whole story.

Johnathan and Natalie Porter always prided themselves on being patriotic citizens. Both hard working parents of young Kimberly not only paid their taxes, they always paid a little extra throughout the year to make sure that they would always get a return and not have to pay at the end of the year. Well, they did until four years ago when Natalie lost her job as a branch manager for a major bank. Johnathan’s job as a teacher couldn’t cover their bills and they soon had to move from their four bedroom house in a posh suburb of Columbus, Ohio into a two-bedroom mobile home in an urban village of a neighboring county.

Soon the long commute to his job took its toll on Johnathan, more accurately his car. When it broke down on the freeway halfway between his home and his job, he found himself without a way to get to work. It didn’t take the Franklin County school system long to replace Johnathan and the loss of his job and his only mode of transportation drove the previously resolute husband and father to drink.

By the new year of 2013, Johnathan and Natalie were in the midst of a divorce and young Kimberly was in a constant state of tears. The little girl was spending a summer day with her neighbor’s children when she learned something that would put her on a path with destiny and treason. Young Kimberly learned that President Obama’s policies that led to bailouts of major corporations and the newly approved “Obamacare” program forced her mother’s bank to let her go in order to cut expenditures. From that day forward, Kimberly blamed the President for destroying her family.

Imagine her shock and joy when just a few months later, she received a letter from the office of the very man she hated most. Kimberly had been one of fifty-five children from each state and territory, invited to attend the annual Easter Egg Hunt in our nation’s capital. Well naturally, the rest is history. Little Kimberly laid out her plan and at the rehearsal for the hunt, she attacked the President and First Lady with five of the dozen raw eggs, she painted to look like Easter eggs and snuck onto the Whitehouse grounds.

The fallout of Kimberly’s attack saw the young girl and her parents being arrested and four Secret Service agents to be fired for allowing the girl to sneak her arsenal onto the property. The President remains resolute in his insistence that there will be no events involving children on the Whitehouse grounds while he sits as President.

Next, I'll let you know how  Nathan found out about America's latest military recruiting tactics. Read the article here, and don't forget to check out the other stories in this issue of Bloid News.